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2,847 roasts served|Avg score: 38|3 free roasts/day

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Example Roasts

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website

genericstartup.io

34/100

“Your website is a monument to mediocrity.”

Your hero says 'Welcome to our website' which tells visitors absolutely nothing. The CTA says 'Learn More' — learn more about what? The mobile layout is broken in at least 3 places, and you're using 6 different fonts.

CRITICAL

resume

john_doe_resume.pdf

28/100

“This resume is a masterclass in saying nothing.”

Three pages for an entry-level role. Your summary is 4 lines of buzzwords. Not a single measurable achievement in sight — just 'responsible for' repeated 11 times.

CRITICAL

linkedin.com/in/janedoe

45/100

“Your LinkedIn screams 'I have a LinkedIn.'”

Your headline is just your job title. Your About section starts with 'I am a passionate...' — so does everyone else's. Zero posts in the last 6 months.

MAJOR

appstore

FitTrack Ultra

41/100

“Your app listing is actively repelling downloads.”

First screenshot is your login screen. Your description starts with 'FitTrack Ultra is an app that...' and your 2.3-star average with no developer responses tells the whole story.

MAJOR

Wall of Shame